Chilly Willy Puns

A list of puns related to "Chilly Willy"

What do eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?

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👤︎ u/slumber_kitty
📅︎ Dec 16 2022
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When God was handing out brains

I thought he said trains and I missed mine

When he was handing out noses

I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one

and he gave it me too

When he was handing out willies

I thought he said chillies

So I asked for a small hot one

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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