Daughter asked me to build her something at the Children's Museum.

Non Verbal Dad Joke

At least two other dads there gave me a knowing smile.

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👤︎ u/Ibioc
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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My 5 year old son got my wife this morning

She was telling him about the local children's museum we're visiting today. We've been once before, but it's been a while so he wanted to know what all they had there.

"Well, remember last time we went, and you played in the kids' grocery store?"

His reply: "Nuh uh, grocery stores don't sell kids!"

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👤︎ u/rylnalyevo
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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A wild dad joke appeared while I was at a museum...

I was touring a natural science museum with my extended family, and happened to pause at a large prehistoric fish skeleton. While reading the information about the specimen, I saw a new dad walk by with his wife and two very young children. He paused with his daughter and told her, "They call this fish the sea-rex!".

I hope that father goes far.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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