A list of puns related to "Children's Museum"
At least two other dads there gave me a knowing smile.
She was telling him about the local children's museum we're visiting today. We've been once before, but it's been a while so he wanted to know what all they had there.
"Well, remember last time we went, and you played in the kids' grocery store?"
His reply: "Nuh uh, grocery stores don't sell kids!"
I was touring a natural science museum with my extended family, and happened to pause at a large prehistoric fish skeleton. While reading the information about the specimen, I saw a new dad walk by with his wife and two very young children. He paused with his daughter and told her, "They call this fish the sea-rex!".
I hope that father goes far.
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