Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
I’ve never even seen one with clothes
Because he was a top con-tender.
They both raise cocks.
To make money on the side. (I'm sorry)
He was there to see a chicken strip
Her honey mustered.
dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot.
waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...
dad I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.
Chicken strips.
Me: “I’m not very hungry. I just want something easy.”
Server: “...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?”
Me: “Maybe it does, but that doesn’t help me with my hunger.”
Random Dad across the restaurant: “GOOD ONE!”
Credit to @TravisTeeh on Twitter
But I think she just wanted to see a chicken strip.
Waitress- "We have a special today on chicken fingers." (dad looks at us and smiles) Dad- I've never seen a chicken with fingers. BA HA HA HA
I was taking an order tonight and one of the children ordered the chicken fingers. I told him that they were actually chicken strips. Everyone at the table let the comment gloss over them except for the dad, who smirked and started nodding. We broke the silence by simultaneously declaring "because chickens don't have fingers."
To see a chicken strip.
To see the chicken strip!
To see a chicken strip
Chicken strips.
He wanted to see a chicken strip
