Chicken strips
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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DICSBFLOPPIN
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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You ever seen a chicken strip?

I’ve never even seen one with clothes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pujiman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?

Because he was a top con-tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFlyingCrate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What does a strip club and a chicken farm have in common?

They both raise cocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Why does a chicken strip?

To make money on the side. (I'm sorry)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

He was there to see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Truthpaste62
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Poor chicken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_420-69
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What happened when the chicken stripped?

Her honey mustered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicodemus26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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CEO OF DAD JOKES

dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot.

waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...

dad I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What happens when you slip a chicken a dollar?

Chicken strips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexdist1994
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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The Random Dad Made This For Me

Me: β€œI’m not very hungry. I just want something easy.”

Server: β€œ...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?”

Me: β€œMaybe it does, but that doesn’t help me with my hunger.”

Random Dad across the restaurant: β€œGOOD ONE!”

Credit to @TravisTeeh on Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoubieLou88
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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We went to a chicken place today because the gf said she wanted to see their food

But I think she just wanted to see a chicken strip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Every single time.

Waitress- "We have a special today on chicken fingers." (dad looks at us and smiles) Dad- I've never seen a chicken with fingers. BA HA HA HA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoSucka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Shared a dad joke with a stranger tonight

I was taking an order tonight and one of the children ordered the chicken fingers. I told him that they were actually chicken strips. Everyone at the table let the comment gloss over them except for the dad, who smirked and started nodding. We broke the silence by simultaneously declaring "because chickens don't have fingers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaysStays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see the chicken strip!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyFB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeezer999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Chicken needs money. What does Chicken do?

Chicken strips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmateurJenius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBfrye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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