Me: "Why?"
Daughter: "Because you would be trans-parent"
She got me good. I actually GOL (Groaned Out Loud)
and orders everyone a round.
Finnish: The Book
They’re all obsessed with Crime and Punishment
An eX-Man
Hope I don't get banned but I approved the joke with my friends.
'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'
was a mazing
She said try Sarah Topps.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Now she's a small medium at large.
I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works
They thought it was cannon to the story.
Authorities say it was instant
I used to work in a seriously toxic workplace.
I received a reprimand that I use sarcasm and it undermines the authority of the management. (Fair enough, rational discussions were going nowhere anyways).
I looked at them and said: Who, me?
(Real story)
No. It's transit.
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
But it's hard to say...
At least he died on his own terms.
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
'Chicago?'
'Nah, she passenger.'
Authorities are concerned they are staging a coo.
I lost the case
I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al
Because everyone knows the first rule of writing is “show, don’t tell”
Chicago.
Because he's still alive
You’ve probably never heard of him.
An authoritative write winged government.
He was left with only a semicolon.
Guess the authorities thought I was a cereal killer
Toast-oyevsky!
They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book. She said try Sarah Topps.
