My wife bet me $1000 I couldn’t turn spaghetti into a car

You should have see her face when I drove pasta

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👤︎ u/evansree
📅︎ May 06 2022
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A magician is eating in an Italian restaurant

but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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Want me to make you a sandwich?

Dad: Hey, want me to make you a sandwich?

Me: Sure dad!

Dad: snaps fingers Presto chango! You are now a sandwich.

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👤︎ u/ignatius87
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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