What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--

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What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has reptile dysfunction.

I'll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
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A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...

a-reptile-disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
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What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?

Reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
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There’s always an Oxford comma.

If you can’t find it it’s a comma chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFrankPork
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A baby chameleon went to a therapist

Chameleon: The humans hate me

Therapist: What makes you say that?

Chameleon: My parents and siblings roam around their houses and kids' bikes, and it's all fine by the humans, but when I visit their neighborhood, they throw objects at me

Therapist: You need to learn to adapt to change

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What's a chameleon's favorite metal?

Tungsten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_Giraffe
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What are the two states of a chameleon?

Chameleon and chameleoff

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Two termites walk into a bar…

One says is the bar tender here?

Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club

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A chameleon stole an apple once.

It was caught red handed.

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You'd never find me wearing a chameleon costume.
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What do you say when a chameleon has a difficult time changing colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnster1991
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comma comma comma comma chameleon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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If i post something here and nobody likes it am i a karma chameleon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cake_spaghetti101
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....

The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My chameleon won’t change colors anymore...

I think he has a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Did you head about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rk6615
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick-lachey-lol
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Did ya hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call a chameleon that change its colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emuron5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a chameleon who can't change it's color anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manoa99
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What do you call a chameleon who can't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSmith48
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What is it called when a chameleon cannot change its color?

A reptile dysfunction

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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mineclash92
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rspies
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,,,,, chameleon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarimBoyWonder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Why couldn’t the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterydrain
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What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?

A reptile dysfunction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
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What do you call a Chameleon who can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivalamanboobs
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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
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What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colours?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JavierPhuckzalot
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What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colors?

He suffered from a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D__Ross
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlormRax
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What do you call a chameleon that doesn’t change colours ?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/periwinklebarbie
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How come the chameleon couldn’t change colors?

Reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdmd
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What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?

Reptile dysfunction.

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