[request] As a challenge: Pun about the Harlem Renaissance

I can't think of anything clever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealsung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Challenge: No Nut November Accomplished

New Foreskin Unlocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.

They all tell me it's naan optional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.

I ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...

You will roux the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit

Edit: apparently I do. Haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I challenged number 1 to a fight

He bought he friends 3,5,7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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You never want to challenge an extreme dieter to a footrace...

Cuz they fast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sveil96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did Sin say to Cos after Cos challenged Sec to complete a challenge?

"I bet Secant!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalajasavakuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I challenged my entire family to see who could fast the longest.

You could say my competition is getting slim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyMOONMAN
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My friend challenged me to a hang gliding race, and he got angry after I beat him.

What a soar loser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I challenged a WWE wrestler and lost.

I couldn't walk any more because I was defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving...

It was a Jag war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Matt Murdock challenged Wilson Fisk, or, one can say...

Daredevil dared evil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksdesh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Race horse Pat

There was a race horse named Pat, who was one of the greatest race horses to ever live. He set records that were near impossible to beat. After a long time of racing, he retired to an old stable with some old friends. They were very happy that he retired there to stay with him, and congratulated him on all of his records that he set.

Once Pat retired, he started keeping track of all the up and coming horses that were winning a lot. There was a race horse named Charlie that was doing really great and winning all his races. Pat saw this horse and watched him race. Charlie started to break all of Pat’s records and Pat was a little upset with this.

After a while, Charlie decided to retire after an extremely successful career in racing. By chance, Charlie decided to retire at the same stable that Pat retired in. When Charlie entered the stable, everyone went up to him to congratulate him on his records and wins. Pat went up to Charlie and said, β€œHey Charlie congratulations on all of your wins! You broke a lot of my records and I was very impressed.” Charlie responds, β€œgo away old man, I’m better than you ever were.” Pat was blown away by his response. He galloped away from Charlie with defeat.

After a while of thinking, Pat decides to challenge Charlie to a race. Charlie agreed to it and wanted to race right away. He said β€œWe will race to the tree over there and turn around and come back and whoever gets there first will be the winner.” Pat was still healthy but he needed a few weeks to get his legs back into shape for the race. Charlie gives Pat 2 weeks to get ready.

After 2 weeks pass, they are ready to race. β€œHey Pat, before we race I want to warn you that I win my races by passing them by the end. So don’t get all cocky and think you are going to win.” Charlie says. Pat thanks him for the warning and they start getting set to race.

The gun sounds and they are off to race. Pat starts out in front, and nears the finish. Out of know where, Charlie zooms ahead of Pat and wins the race.

Pat was very disappointed in his loss, but congratulated Charlie anyways. A dog comes up to them and says, β€œWow, that was a fantastic race! Neither of you should be upset with that. You both were so great!” Charlie looks to Pat and Pat looks to Charlie. They are astonished. Charlie says, β€œSay that again! Say it again!” The dog says a little confused, β€œWell I just said that you both were so great out there.” Pat says, β€œCharlie! It’s a talking dog!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnappyOrange69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.

It’s called the Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest

It was a Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolface2k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Let's all try to stay positive during these challenging times.

So if anyone asks, tell them you're Coronavirus positive πŸ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedotmack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I once challenged an amputee to a swordfight

But he came unarmed :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineapple_cherry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I challenged my friend to see who could make the best anti-gravity car

His was better and it drove me up the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TGC_YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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The musical saw is the most challenging instrument

They’re always a bit sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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His most challenging role yet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H2O_is_Great
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebaspa1219
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9

The odds were against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saibotspons-alien
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight,

but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight....

Otherwise you'll face reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I challenged Death to a pillow fight.

Now I have to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudpucket2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Never Challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhena_lahrie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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