A list of puns related to "Chalcis"
Hi,
I'm looking for some extra information about this armor in the Met collection: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/24814 - I'm in particular interested by information about the cuirass and helmet.
To give a bit of context, in my company we play Burgundians knights during the reign of Phillip the Good - so around mid-XVth century. The dating of Chalcis fall would fit with those dates (although the region is a bit far from Burgundy, the armor does not stray far away from European style from what I can see).
That being said, some other armors of the Chalcis hoard look rather later (this one in particular looks really late XVth century, maybe even XVIth century with the articulated bevor).
According my knowledge of armors, the cuirass fits well in the mid-XV look but I'm far from being an expert. The sallet looks more recent too with the articulated tail in the back.
So, to sum it up, it anyone has more information on those parts (the site of the Met museum is a bit scarce on this subject sadly :/
Thanks in advance for any inputs.
Verbum diei hodie est
chalcis, chalcΔdis: herringfish,
3rd declension feminine
Itaque praeberi convenit tabentes aleculas, et salibus exesam chalcidem, putremque sardinam, nec minus scarorum branchias, vel quicquid intestini pelamis aut lacertus gerit: tum scombri, carcharique et elacata ventriculos
It is, therefore, fitting that decaying pilchards or over-salted herrings or rotten sardines, also the gills of parrot wrasse and any part of the intestines of a young tunny or lizard-fish, also the entrails of a mackerel, a dog-fish or a spindle-fish
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