I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
I start with saying that I am not a Paleontologist, that's why I ask my questions here. Hopefully someone knows the answers.
So I am quite confused about Aucasaurs's representations, especially the skull.
It seems to me that the Aucasaurus is being depicted with 2 different skulls and I can't decide which one is the real one. So I prepared a few images for you so bare with me.
Here I compare an actual skull from an exhibition with the drawings
So basically the first one is an artist's representation on the Wikipedia. Aucasaurus being a short faced dinosaur (I am pretty sure I am abusing all possible scientific terms) it seems like the artist is trying to depict indeed like that, short faced compared to an actual image from the exhibition..
The second image is the famous Scott Hartman's work which depicts the same. A skull with almost 50% higher profile overall. Very Carnotaurus like shapes not surprisingly, being pretty closely related. Also note that the jaws do not match.
The 3'rd one is my sketch trying to draw something that the skull fits in somehow, and that to me doesn't seem like a very short face even if I push the upper neck back (which is pretty extended in the sketch).
The exhibition images are these:
So I Used this image to compare with the actual drawings and recreations, and they do not fit at all.
Here is another artist's representation of Aucasaurus by hannay1982, and I tell you it's a different animal's skull, more similar to the rest artist's work, rather than to the skull from the exhibition.
https://preview.redd.it/jdazw715f2b81.jpg?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1bdd343dae1b64815bfffe49ae88f8be7f94bd
I personally believe to the photos of the exhibitions more than anyone else.
Can anyone tell me what's going on and which is the real deal? I did quite a bit of research and this is the best I could find which is not much and not really scientific, hence the confusion.
Thanks!
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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