Quacks in the pavement.
A hardened criminal.
Police arrested the hardened criminal.
It's not concrete.
You might set a bad precedent
Police issue statement: be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
a hardened criminal.
He said “I like ‘em in the abstract, NOT in the concrete.”
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
That's your asphalt, not mine.
But then I found some concrete evidence
but there was no concrete evidence.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
It’s your own asphalt.
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
I don't know why because he told me earlier that he was a Freemason.
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
However the police still don't have any concrete evidence against him.
A hardened criminal.
quacks in the pavement
Quacks in the cement!
Quacks in the pavement
Shame that's it's going to have quaks in the cement now.
I said there was a little trowel and error.
His ideas weren't concrete enough
Big foot & sasquach are always getting confused but yette doesn't mind
But none of them wood work. Hopefully I can nail it next time.
Quacks in the pavement.
Quacks in the pavement.
The police have concrete evidence against you.
Dam!
The results were pretty concrete.
Quacks in the pavement.
Quacks in the pavement.
Dam
