A list of puns related to "Cellos"
A string bikini!
A stand up bass.
No strings attached.
That's the biggest violin I've ever seen!
Cello!
Chello!
Alternatively:
What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?
Chello pudding!
A friend was getting married in a small church. I was part of the wedding party, and we were at wedding practice, making sure everything went off without a hitch. We noticed the bride to be seemed a bit agitated, so we asked her what was wrong.
"The church is so small," she said, "which I love - but where will we fit the musicians? we hired three string musicians to play us in and out of the wedding and there doesn't seem to be any place for them to play!"
I looked at my friend and his bride-to-be and smiled.
"You have nothing to worry about. Haven't you heard...?" They shook their heads in unison.
"THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR CELLO."
And started looking at some string instruments. The owner came up to me and said "Cello, good buy!". Confused, I walked out thinking 'what a rude way to greet a customer...'
Don't make me use violins.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
It was all cello.
How do you get a symphony drunk?
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Cello Shots!
Friend: I gate checked my cello and they put it in cargo. Professor: Why didn't they put it in planego?
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