The 4th of May is only for celebrating puns about Star Wars. The real fans of Star Wars have a whole separate month during which they can celebrate it.
I turn 32 today! I'm only allowed to celebrate for half a minute though
It's my thirty second birthday
I recently became a Buddhist, but I still celebrate Christmas.
So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in gift paper and live in the present.
How’d the prepubescent boy celebrate the new year?
Today in the USA, we celebrate the country where Europe and Asia meet
How does the Navy celebrate on Sunday?
My wife and I brought the baby home finally. I decided to treat my wife and I for some ice cream to celebrate this operation being a success.
Wife: I'll have Chocolate Fudge Brownie and some Tonight Dough
Me: Dough!
Wife: Stop with the Simpsons joke
Me: Sorry. Here's your ice cream, I hope I didn't leave you deserted.
Safe to say guys, the dad jokes have been on overdrive. Shout-out to my newborn daughter
To celebrate her new 7 inch (17.78cm)
All the precious metals came together to celebrate Gold's birthday. The gifts were given, festivities were had, and then, it was time for the cake.
But, before Gold blew out the candles, he looked around and asked,
"This isn't pie, right?"
What do the Utensils Celebrate on Independence Day?
My dad told me a dad joke for my birthday yesterday. How does a cat celebrate its birthday?
It throws a purrty and turns up the mewsic!
It’s my 3rd cake day so I figured I’d celebrate with my all time favorite joke/pun
I was going to tell you a joke about a pizza but it was too cheesy.
Recently, my coworkers all got together and got me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me a card with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.
It’s ridiculous that people actually celebrate pi day.
It’s completely irrational.
how do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw a block party!
This is the time to celebrate Queen Elizabeth's great ideas.
She's right on the money.
Tomorrow is April 1st. Before being a holiday for jokes & pranks, it was once a date set aside to celebrate the sport of swimming.
Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia
It's going to be quite the shindig
What do pickles celebrate on February 14th?
I haven't moved a muscle in over a year. I thought it was nothing to celebrate.
Imagine my surprise when my doctor told me I was getting a trophy.
I asked my daughter if she knew what today was. To my suprise she said presidents day. I asked her if she knew why we celebrate presidents day.
She said that its the day the president walks out of the white house and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of bull shit
To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
What do audiophiles do when they celebrate?
What holiday do Jews celebrate immediately before and after Yom Kippur?
Since today is both Halloween and Reformation Day, I decided to celebrate both.
So, I nailed 95 Reese's to the church door.
Queen have re-released one of their classics, to celebrate signing for Mushroom Records
To celebrate the achievements of Formula 1 driver, Juan Manuel Fangio, the Argentine government requires all newborns to use "Juan" somewhere in their name.
It's called the Juan Child Policy.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?
Most people celebrate the day they were born. Not me, though.
I think drinking as a newborn baby is very irresponsible.
How do magnets celebrate?
If you couldn't celebrate 4/20 yesterday, you can celebrate it tomorrow instead.
Today is a day to celebrate motherfuckers.
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
We can’t celebrate New Years because then...
I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes
I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
what birthday can you only celebrate for half a minute
My wife’s 32 today but I’m only allowed to celebrate my wife’s birthday for half a minute
After all it is her thirty second birthday
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