Someone left their cat in the dog run
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrödinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross country adventure
So I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
I got a dog and a cat from the animal shelter the other day.
Unfortunately we had to name the dog curiosity.
What did the Cat say to the Dog?
Meow!
because cats cannot talk....
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
It's raining cats and dogs out there and I would know
I just stepped in a poodle
Went for a drive with my cat and dog
What's the worst thing that can happen when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
How de we know cats and dogs all go to heaven?
Cats are good at chasing the light. Dogs are good at chasing the cats.
RIP Jags
10/10/2019—7/10/2021
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Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
So, are you a cat or dog person?
Neither. I’m a human person.
It was raining cats and dogs last night and someone told you as you left the house,
"Watch out, you might step in a Poodle!"
Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat?
You get jail time for animal cruelty
My dog, my cat and my hamster are all annoyed at me because they don't like my new t-shirt.
I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.
It’s raining cats and dogs
So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle
It’s raining cats and dogs out there...
How can you tell that cats are smarter than dogs?
You'd never get 8 cats to pull a heavy sled through snow.
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
I'm not a dog person or a cat person. I'm both.
What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
One has claws and the other has nails
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...
Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?
Cat litter's more common.
We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure...
So I headed down to the library to see if they had a copy. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you know its raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
It's raining cats and dogs outside...
Try not to step in a poodle!
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you have to step over the poodles
It is raining cats and dogs outside.
I almost stepped in a poodle.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.
You know its raining cats and dogs...
when you step in a poodle
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?
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