Carl : it's not about money, its about... sending a message
It runs in your jeans
Armed Quassult
Carl: Dad stop. Dad: It was Chewy, Carl...
Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.
Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.
I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
A stroke of genius.
Chef Boy Hardee
Him: "You know what they call me back home,right?" Me:"What?" Him:"Carl."
because all proper-tea is theft.
He sure loved his Cosmos.
A street walker
He said, "So now you can tell everyone your Saab story."
