Carbon Monoxide Poisoning Puns

A list of puns related to "Carbon Monoxide Poisoning"

Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...

Except the kids. They were in the living room.

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👤︎ u/HerpDerpMcChirp
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.

I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"

He didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/Ymir24
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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