What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Iβve never been in a car accident
Iβm a wreckless driver.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
My car was twitching after a recent accident.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Black Betty had a car accident
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Did you guys hear about the guy in that horrible car accident? Lost his left leg and left arm
Donβt worry, heβs all right now.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap
So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Just witnessed a tragic car accident where a man lost his entire left side...
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︎ Aug 24 2020
It was no fun when I sprained my neck in a car accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic
So I put out some snow cones.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My cousin got into a car accident and lost his entire left side, he kept saying he was all right but I didnt believe him so he just kept yelling at me.
'Stuff was completely one-sided
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I got into a car accident with a little person.
He got out and said, "I'm not happy!"
So I asked, "Well, which one are you, then?"
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︎ Jan 10 2020
The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
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︎ May 29 2020
Two of my friends got into car accidents this week
Quarantine is driving people crazy
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side
To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.
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︎ May 22 2020
Guy got his luxury car t-boned in an accident
Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz
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︎ Apr 23 2020
It doesn't matter if you get in car accidents often, or if you have never had one.
Either way you appear reckless
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What happens when u have an accident with a rental car?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What do you call a dinosaur that was in a car accident?
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︎ Jul 13 2019
My friend lost his legs in a car accident.
He canβt stand when people ask him about it.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
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︎ May 02 2019
I read most car accidents happen within 5 miles of your own home.
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Statistics say you are most likely to get in a car accident within 1.5 km of your house.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?
He learned how his Mercedes Benz
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They canβt find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. Itβs just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Car accidents
What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion
Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?
They didnβt see the sign.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
What do you call an Italian father who just got into a car accident?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
A man is in a bad car accident and his wife rushes to the hospital.
The doctor says Iβm sorry but your husband is all right now.
The wife is puzzled. Well why are you sorry then.
The doctor says because your husband lost his left arm and leg.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Did you hear about the kid who lost his entire left side in a car accident?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What do you call a shape that gets into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I got into a car accident with a little person.
He got out and said "I'm not happy"
I said "Well which one are you then ?"
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︎ Jan 17 2020
I just got into a car accident!
The other driver got out of his car, and turns out he was a dwarf. He ran up to me and exclaimed "I'm not happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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︎ Oct 03 2019
My friend lost his legs in a car accident
He canβt stand when anyone asks him about it
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in a car accident?
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︎ Jul 15 2018
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