What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
I’ve never been in a car accident
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
My car was twitching after a recent accident.
Black Betty had a car accident
I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident?
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
Did you guys hear about the guy in that horrible car accident? Lost his left leg and left arm
Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap
So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.
Just witnessed a tragic car accident where a man lost his entire left side...
It was no fun when I sprained my neck in a car accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic
So I put out some snow cones.
My cousin got into a car accident and lost his entire left side, he kept saying he was all right but I didnt believe him so he just kept yelling at me.
'Stuff was completely one-sided
I got into a car accident with a little person.
He got out and said, "I'm not happy!"
So I asked, "Well, which one are you, then?"
The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
Two of my friends got into car accidents this week
Quarantine is driving people crazy
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side
To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.
Guy got his luxury car t-boned in an accident
Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz
It doesn't matter if you get in car accidents often, or if you have never had one.
Either way you appear reckless
What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
What happens when u have an accident with a rental car?
What do you call a dinosaur that was in a car accident?
My friend lost his legs in a car accident.
He can’t stand when people ask him about it.
I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
I read most car accidents happen within 5 miles of your own home.
Statistics say you are most likely to get in a car accident within 1.5 km of your house.
What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?
He learned how his Mercedes Benz
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
Car accidents
What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion
Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.
Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?
They didn’t see the sign.
What do you call an Italian father who just got into a car accident?
A man is in a bad car accident and his wife rushes to the hospital.
The doctor says I’m sorry but your husband is all right now.
The wife is puzzled. Well why are you sorry then.
The doctor says because your husband lost his left arm and leg.
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
Did you hear about the kid who lost his entire left side in a car accident?
What do you call a shape that gets into a car accident?
I got into a car accident with a little person.
He got out and said "I'm not happy"
I said "Well which one are you then ?"
I just got into a car accident!
The other driver got out of his car, and turns out he was a dwarf. He ran up to me and exclaimed "I'm not happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
My friend lost his legs in a car accident
He can’t stand when anyone asks him about it
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in a car accident?
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