Canadian Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Canadian Food"

What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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👤︎ u/i_roh
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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President poutine

Dads: ”know what the canadian prime minister’s favourite food is?”

Son:idk

Dads: Putin

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👤︎ u/flat-earther69
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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We were eating supper from a local Indo-Canadian restaurant and my wife's eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

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👤︎ u/xayoz306
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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