Can you see...?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Aro sure he can see where heβs going?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Son: Dad, can you see if my turn signals are working?
Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What has 4 eyes but still can't see ?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What wizard can see you?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
If oceans can't see?
How do parks know what the seesaw?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Can you see it?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why canβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do you call a fish that can't see?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I can see the drifter saying that
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︎ Sep 18 2020
βHey, how come I can see right through you?β
βMy son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.β
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︎ Oct 14 2020
(My grandpaβs Joke) When we went to Costa Rica, we didnβt see one can
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I donβt see how introverts can vote for Bernie.
I would figure they want anti-socialism.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I can "see" that.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
My 7 yo son's contribution: What has three eyes and can't see? (to be fair i's)
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My girlfriend says she canβt see too well without her glasses.
So I asked her what numbers she could see.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Can I see the result of my eye test
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
See, we can spell Australian
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I can see the light
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︎ Jul 09 2020
A ghost talking to the only child that can see him
"Look kid, I'm gonna be real with you"
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︎ Aug 30 2020
"I can see for miles",
said Miles' seeing-eye dog.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I can't see trans people having children.
They would be trans parent.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Why can't a transgender see their father?
Because he is transparent
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︎ Apr 12 2020
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
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︎ May 25 2020
Apparently, you can only see the ghost of Santa December 25th
That's when he reveals his presents
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︎ May 28 2020
I canβt see why everyone likes bananas
I just donβt see the a-peal
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Finally I can see things far away without leaving the couch
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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︎ May 26 2020
My teen daughter was complaining about life under βSafer at homeβ. βI canβt see my friends, thereβs literally nothing to do thatβs not online. Even my classes are online!β
I said, βOK, Zoomer.β
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
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︎ Mar 20 2020
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.
I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."
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︎ May 17 2020
Why canβt Stevie Wonder see his friends?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What do you call a window you canβt see through?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I can see right through you!
My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
"OMG, what's going on? I can see through you."
"My son told me he is transgender."
"So?"
"That makes me transparent."
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︎ Dec 14 2019
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