what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
π︎ 9
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 14
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call a waterfall that goes up instead of down ?
π︎ 16
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︎ Nov 26 2020
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
π︎ 32
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What do you call a fat liar sitting down?
π︎ 10
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?
π︎ 20
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?
π︎ 25
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Does "The Mandate of Heaven" essentially boil down to a Call-it-fate Caliphate?
π︎ 5
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
π︎ 4
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?
Snakes on an inclined plane.
π︎ 4
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
π︎ 7
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney
π︎ 11
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What do you call a cow laying down?
π︎ 7
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?
π︎ 7
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
π︎ 12
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What do you call a smurf with his pants down?
π︎ 10
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︎ Jul 27 2019
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
π︎ 11
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︎ Nov 28 2019
What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?
π︎ 10
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︎ Apr 21 2019
What do you call it when people pass lice down to their kids?
π︎ 2
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
π︎ 538
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︎ Dec 22 2017
π︎ 11
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︎ Feb 19 2019
What do you call it when lambs fall down a mountain?
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call a run down ice-cream factory?
π︎ 6
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︎ Mar 11 2019
What do you call a cylindrical container full of clowns rolling down the hill?
π︎ 3
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?
π︎ 5
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What do you call a sneaky criminal going down a staircase?
A condescending con descending.
Edit: βsnarkyβ not sneaky :)
π︎ 42
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Who do you call if something breaks down at a convent?
π︎ 10
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What do you call a midget prisoner climbing down the fence around the facility?
π︎ 12
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︎ Feb 08 2019
What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
π︎ 9
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con, descending.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Sep 02 2020
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
π︎ 23
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?
Condescending, condescending.
π︎ 6
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 71
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 34
π
︎ Dec 13 2019
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
π︎ 286
π
︎ Jun 20 2019
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 199
π
︎ Feb 18 2019
What do you call a cow laying down?
π︎ 11
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a snobish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jul 10 2019
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
π︎ 52
π
︎ Aug 13 2018
What do you call a self-centered criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending con descending
π︎ 23
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What do you call a snobbish felon walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
π︎ 5
π
︎ May 31 2019
What do you call a cow laying down?
π︎ 2
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︎ Mar 14 2019
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