what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

rick ash-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imboredwithlyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?

A Freudian Slip!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call a waterfall that goes up instead of down ?

Viagra falls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReaperWright88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a fat liar sitting down?

Quite deceitful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?

Stuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gogorenascence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?

A roll model!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Does "The Mandate of Heaven" essentially boil down to a Call-it-fate Caliphate?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electronicwaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?

A Sodown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYuMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?

Snakes on an inclined plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?

A preemptive strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney

Klaustrophobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaleb270
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a cow laying down?

Ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biff37
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

Crisp kringle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?

A pineapple cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?

Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuJoness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What do you call it when people pass lice down to their kids?

Hair it itch (heritage)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarekDaGreat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feathersoft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call it when lambs fall down a mountain?

A lambslide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinoserosrex42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a run down ice-cream factory?

A dairy licked building

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a cylindrical container full of clowns rolling down the hill?

A barrel of laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?

A Goprone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX_RedSpace_xX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a sneaky criminal going down a staircase?

A condescending con descending.

Edit: β€œsnarky” not sneaky :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggiestnoodle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Who do you call if something breaks down at a convent?

Maintain-nuns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digipedia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call a midget prisoner climbing down the fence around the facility?

A little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFC-Snowflake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khadau
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?

Condescending, condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-sesquipedalian-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentknight1991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandi-ela
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a cow laying down?

Ground Beef. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a snobish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/odrincrystell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asholes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do you call a self-centered criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a snobbish felon walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yazziey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What do you call a cow laying down?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potholedtrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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