what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a waterfall that goes up instead of down ?
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
What do you call a fat liar sitting down?
What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?
What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?
Does "The Mandate of Heaven" essentially boil down to a Call-it-fate Caliphate?
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?
Snakes on an inclined plane.
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney
What do you call a cow laying down?
What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?
What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
What do you call a smurf with his pants down?
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
What do you call it when people pass lice down to their kids?
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
What do you call it when lambs fall down a mountain?
What do you call a run down ice-cream factory?
What do you call a cylindrical container full of clowns rolling down the hill?
What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?
What do you call a sneaky criminal going down a staircase?
A condescending con descending.
Edit: “snarky” not sneaky :)
Who do you call if something breaks down at a convent?
What do you call a midget prisoner climbing down the fence around the facility?
What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con, descending.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?
Condescending, condescending.
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a cow laying down?
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a snobish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
What do you call a self-centered criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending con descending
What do you call a snobbish felon walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
What do you call a cow laying down?
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