How can you get to one million karma in a day?

You can, but it has to be a cakewalk

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📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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half-baked pastry puns

Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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An exchange at a picnic

My brother looked over to a sign that pointed out to where the cakewalk would be. He had never been to a cakewalk before, and so he asks out loud, 'Hey, Mom, what's a cakewalk?'

Mom thought for a moment, and she had never been in one either. She shrugged. 'I don't know, I've never been to a cakewalk.' My dad simply chuckled and responded. 'That's because we always do things the hard way.'

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📅︎ Sep 19 2013
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