11 Hilarious Cadillacs Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A funeral director friend of mine bought a brand new Cadillac hearse.

People are dying to take a ride in it.

(As told by my friend the funeral director?

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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👤︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan

📅︎ Aug 03 2020

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What do you call a woman who drives a Cadillac?

An Escalady.

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👤︎ u/thecatsmilkdish

📅︎ May 19 2018

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I saw two Cadillacs on my way to work today...

Thank God the situation didn't Escalade any further!

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👤︎ u/BigBlueBuffBoi

📅︎ Jan 31 2018

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What do you call Cadillacs with staircases on the back?

Escaladors.

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👤︎ u/rabbittexpress

📅︎ Dec 28 2016

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It's not a Cadillac son . . .

it's a . . .

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👤︎ u/jacks_312

📅︎ Jan 29 2016

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My recliner and I go way back.

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👤︎ u/ccarron16

📅︎ Oct 08 2017

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A blind man walks by a fish market. What does he say?

Hello ladies!

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👤︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato

📅︎ Dec 02 2017

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Dad Co-worker

Him: Do you know what our country would be of we all drove pink Cadillacs? A Pink carnation. Me: face palm

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👤︎ u/Zarlyn118

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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I am guilty of a dad joke

Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"

Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.

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👤︎ u/Rupispupis

📅︎ Nov 16 2015

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I knew it was a matter of time before my dad made these jokes.

My mom and dad were talking about my great uncle, who has cataracts.

My mom: "He has cataracts but he's working on getting them removed"

Dad: "Well maybe he could find a nice Toyota after he sells those cataracts."

(Cadillacs)

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👤︎ u/2_F_Jeff

📅︎ Oct 18 2014

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