A list of puns related to "The Cadillacs"
Weβd have a pink car-nation!
Escaladors.
I was picking up a jug of lemonade at Walgreens (being that it was the closest store) and gave the cashier a $5 bill. Some strange force came out of me, and I felt comfortable with the man, and said "Here's a Lincoln." He replies,
"I'd personally prefer a Cadillac, but I'll take a Lincoln."
Everyone behind me in line groaned while the cashier and I laughed hysterically.
Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"
Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.
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