Words that readers of this subreddit may like -
- anathema: a detested person; the source of somebody's hate.
- cachinnate: to laugh loudly or immoderately. [kak-uh-neyt].
- opsimath: a person who learns late in life.
- transplendent: Resplendent in the highest degree.
- alienist: (formerly) A doctor specializing in the treatment of mental illness.
These interesting words are taken from Vocab Assistant which is a vocabulary building chatbot.
Words you might not have heard of -
- presentism: An attitude toward the past dominated by present-day attitudes and experiences.
- cachinnate: to laugh loudly or immoderately. [kak-uh-neyt].
- philalethist: A lover of the truth.
- mollitious: Luxurious.
- ommatophore: A tentacle or movable stalk bearing an eye, as in certain snails.
These words are taken from vocabulary app - Vocab Assistant
Moronic individuals of peasantry origins cannot help but prevaricate a seemingly endless cacophony, consisting of naught but vitriol and opprobrium. My cachinnation undulates the atmosphere in a tympanum swaying rhythm, and I shall remark, in unison with the synchronic reverberations cast away by my own illustrious peers, normally denominated as "Jirenscholars". We reign down from our imposing castle, caressing the clouds and made of skillfully carved marble and gold.
Our solemnity soars to unfathomable proverbial heights. The usual peasant rabble who dwell in the surrounding slums cannot help but feel a deep, corroding and debilitating envy; consuming their whole livelihood. Alas this is the long established status quo. For how long, may you ask? I am unable to ascertain, for this is the norm since history started being recorded. Some say it was since the fatidical episode, denoted as 110. Where a certain, hitherto mysterious deity showed his divine countenance to the lesser races for the first time. It was then, everything changed; and for good
Words you might not have heard of -
- cachinnate: to laugh loudly or immoderately. [kak-uh-neyt].
- aptronym: A person's name that is regarded as amusingly appropriate to their occupation.
- conurbation: an extensive urban area resulting from the expansion of several cities or towns so that they coalesce but usually retain their separate identities.
- lacustrine: of, or relating to, lakes.
- psittacism: Automatic speech without thought of the meaning of the words spoken.
These words are taken from vocabulary app - Vocab Assistant
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
