I came up with a joke where you remove the letters C and H.
But I forgot the pun line.
I use a D-lock to secure my bike and a C-lock...
I was in love with a doctor so I'd always get into car crashes... When she asked why I'm always getting in accidents, I told her "so I.C.U"
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
Is it cool if I turn on the a.c.?
I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you
This D because you deserve it
As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance
this joke is so bad that it deserves an f
I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I like to hang out with my a/c...
So i did a course on C++ programming for the second time.
I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course.
He offered to give me some pointers.
So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application
I loudly proclaimed "I object."
Boss: To what? We barely started.
Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.
Room: groans.
I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the “C” section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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