Byzantine Lira Puns

I think space will be at a premium with this post due to the sheer volume of stuff I'm offering for sale, so I'll keep it concise. Was going to put it in an upcoming auction (hence the lot numbers) but things that are out of my control are frustrating me, so I'm going to offer it all here instead first.

This is HUGE part of my raw 2x2 collection I'm offering for sale - in other words, THE GOOD STUFF.

I'll do my absolute best to edit the ad as things sell - I've run into issue with my posts being too long, so I might have to have a comment afterwards detailing what's sold.

PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME LIKE I AM WITH YOU, haha...

EVERYTHING IS FCFS

PRICES ARE FIRM for today. If they don't sell here, I'll run them through an auction and THEN consider offers.

Proof Photo (all of it)

Payment: At this time I only have PayPal. Please add 3% for PPGS to help cover fees. NO NOTES in PayPal, thank you.

Shipping: USPS raised their rates, so my prices will be $6 for First Class, $10 for Priority Mail Flat Rate Small Box, $16 for Medium Box.

TO BUY STUFF: send me a PM with the lot numbers you want; once I've given you my PayPal address, please be polite and pay right away so I other people aren't waiting around on you. I'll get you a tracking number here and make sure USPS scans in the label Monday morning.

Let's get our MASSACRE on:

51 World Silver Bullion - Armenia 2015 500 Drams "Noah's Ark" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin TONED $30.00

52 World Silver Bullion - Australia 1990 1 Dollar "Kookaburra" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin FIRST YEAR $35.00

53 World Silver Bullion - Australia 1992 1 Dollar "Kookaburra" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $35.00

54 World Silver Bullion - Australia 2015  1 Dollar "Funnel Web Spider" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $30.00

55 World Silver Bullion - Belize 2002 1 Dollar "Mayan King" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $35.00

56 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1988 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin FIRST YEAR $35.00

57 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1989 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin  $35.00

58 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1990 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin  $35.00

59 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1992 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin 3RD LOWEST MINTAGE $40.00

60 World Silver Bullion - Great Britain 2002 2 Pounds "Brittania" .958 Fine 1 oz Coin LOW MINTAGE 81,301 $35.00

61 World Silver Bullion - Mexico 1980/0 1 Onza .925 Fine 1 oz Coin OVERDATE $40.00

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

just curious

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.