"He really had a cool head."
But her aim is getting better
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
Teddy Bundy.
Edit: that is definitely not wholesome reddit did that on its own
We were pretty pushed for time getting ready before a meal, and my girlfriend said to me "ok I'm just gonna jump in the shower". To which I had to reply "it'd be a lot safer to stand"
...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".
GF: I knew a girl in my old neighborhood was the only girl to escape Ted Bundy. Me: Wow, she should do a Ted Talk.
Approached a middle aged couple and as I was handing the man some he gave me his best Al Bundy impression
Me: "Any allergies?" Man points to his wife "only to her"
