A list of puns related to "Bummed"
Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
I had my eyes closed.
But with a positive attitude, things have really taken off.
Because Missouri loves company!
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She only has two feet.
Attire
I've got piles
Me, eyebrow raised: βAnd why is that sweetheart?β
Her: βBecause mine has a crack in it!β
I actually laughed. I donβt really know where she heard the joke or if she even knows why itβs funny, but itβs a good start to the day.
Proud dad moment.
It was a toot and car moon.
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
I bought my bidet on sale!
A there-o
Years ago I thought my βcommunicatorβ would be used to beam me aboard my ship, or call for assistance in case of hostile aliens. Instead, it reminds me to take out the trash and that my colonoscopy is due.
Must be the high Mercury content.
Just as I was right in the middle of taking down the Christmas decorations...
Itβs got a crack in it!
The bartender asks him how will he be paying. The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill"
Doctor: Iβm sorry to tell you that it is just the tip of the iceberg.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Because it's a Trump-pet
Doctor: Donβt worry, Iβve got some cream for that.
A pain in the ass!
You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.
He tried to bury his booty.
...writing: "I have a music album". πΆ
...versus: "I have a musical bum". πΊ
They have troubleshooting.
Edit: Wow! This really took off! I'm happy to have inspired so many grins, cringes, and chuckles!
He was really bummed...
He was a cinnamon bum.
I used to have a black cat named Big Guy. When I left for college, he stayed with my parents. One day I got a call from my mom and she mentioned he was missing. They hadn't seen him in a week. He was an indoor/outdoor cat and would occasionally disappear for a few days, but a whole week was unusual.
Anyway, I was bummed. I was set to visit the next week and was looking forward to seeing my cat.
I flew home and... it was weird. Now they had two cats! Both black. And Big Guy was back! But... why two cats now?
So here's the dad part. My mom started to really miss him. My dad saw this and went to the local shelters to see if anyone turned him in. He said, "After the 3rd one, I pretty much gave up."
So then my mom said, "So your father got another cat he thought looked "close enough" and tried to convince me it was Big Guy. I said, 'Have you lost it? This cat is a GIRL!'"
Then Big Guy came home.
That's not what I wanted to hear as I was taking down the Christmas decorations...
Sweeeet quarantiiiiine...
It twerks
He brought it home for me to sign. I guess his tan is more important to him. Help. How do I be square with him?
Dad: That is a catastrophe
...now, I have a bum tikka.
Doctor: "I have some cream for that."
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