Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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👤︎ u/pikkl_rikk
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit.

At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.

One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.

"Ah," he said, "That's my altar ego."

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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My dog's breath smells like she has been licking the butt of satan...

My wife, to our dog, whose breath stinks: "Your breath smells like you have been licking the butt of satan."

Me: "It was a brimstone job."

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