"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"

"Narnia business."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmomo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Just in case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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What do lawyers wear to work?

Law suits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Head_BreaKeR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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What should an attorney always wear to court?

A good lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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What do you call a dog up a tree, with a briefcase?

Branch Manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markharpoz
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2022
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I sued the airline for misplacing my luggage, and the trial ended quickly.

It was..a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleSlayer9000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2022
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Someone stole my work bag, but the police found it very quickly..

that was a brief case.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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Did you hear about the farmer that just got sentenced for killing his neighbors cow?

After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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A man died in my town yesterday. The detectives had worked out what the murder weapon was within minutes.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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The name for the drawer where I keep my underwear?

Brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortuneAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?

It was a brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A police officer was investigating the theft of an attachΓ©.

The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slap_the_teacakes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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The detective found the stolen leather bag in under a minute.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_di
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Did you hear about the lawyer who forgot his bag?

It was a brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Zedd_Campeador
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A quick court trial of a man charged with stealing men's underwear in his leather rectangular container

A brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bossofthemoss07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

β€œSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

β€œPlease, call me Max”

β€œAlright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

β€œNo that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, β€œI’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyohnny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BustZaNuto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Told my dad a joke, he completed the circle..

Me: An attorney is defending a man being sued for walking around town in his underwear. It was a brief case. Ahahahahaha

Dad: I heard it was a hard one though bahaha

Me: Dammit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andhareall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naimz27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?

It was a brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What do you call a short court trial?

A brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryFondOreo
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