Breakdowns Puns

A list of puns related to "Breakdowns"

When your female sibling has a breakdown, it's a crysis
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👤︎ u/afieif
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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A man had a nervous breakdown at a Mexican restaurant

Hispanic attack

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👤︎ u/beekeeper-of-secrets
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I had a nervous breakdown while shuffling cards

My friend asked what was wrong. I said "I just can't deal, man"

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👤︎ u/ImTryingToBeCivil
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?

His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.

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👤︎ u/MALteesar
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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I saw an RAC guy in his van crying...

I think he was headed for a breakdown.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call it when the ovaries are crying in the restroom?

A menstrual breakdown.

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👤︎ u/ns144
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was driving on the highway when I passed an AA van driver who was sobbing uncontrollably.

I thought, “This guy’s heading for a breakdown.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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I went to see a psychologist after I discovered cracks in the hearth of my fireplace.

I told him I was having a mantle breakdown.

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👤︎ u/notchase
📅︎ Mar 15 2016
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I had to call for roadside assistance because my car wouldn't stop crying...

It had a nervous breakdown.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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I was driving this morning when I saw this tow truck driver sobbing uncontrollably and looking miserable.

I thought to myself, “This guy is heading for a breakdown.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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