Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Brazile"
That will be a hard one to crack.
He met with Trump only 4 days ago!
The odds of this are like... one in a Brazillion...
A Brazilian
That's nuts!
They told me my money wasn't Real.
Because all of their presents came from Amazon last year.
I'm seeing a lot of lame cheap WWII jokes because of this soccer match. My heart goes out to the people of Brazil. The photos of crying Brazilians in the stands are moving. They clearly did Nazi it coming.
...NUTS.
and then my entire family puts a hand over their eyes and shakes their heads.
Probably Brazillians
Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!
Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"
I'm brazilian and in Brazilian portuguese is very common to ask something from someone (mainly food) by saying "me dá um pouco/pouquinho disso?" (which means "would you give me a little of that?")
Everytime I do that to my dad, he uses two fingers to take the tiniest possible slice of the thing and give to me in my hand or plate with the most serious face possible. If I complain he procceeds to say something like "you asked a little, didn't you?". My mom everytime laughs at that.
I don’t Bolivia
Watching beach volleyball the other day.
Announcer: It's raining and chilly. Me: No, not Chile, Brazil.
Then I had to wait hours for my husband to come home so I could repeat it, because my toddler is too young to get it.
Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
I had a pair of fuzzy dice hanging on my mirror, he asked where I got them from, I said I bought them on my trip to Brazil. "So... they're a tropical paradise?
... In Brazil.
Robert De Janeiro
So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.
Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.
Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles
"Oh, you're making chili!"
"No no, I'm making Brazil."
Was at the fair on Friday with my family and as we were walking out, we were talking about how many people were there... There were thousands... maybe a million over the whole event... And I laid down: "I bet there was a Brazilian there today." Met by groans after I explained there probably was someone from Brazil there.
My husband, mother-in-law and I are in Panama for thanksgiving. We were hanging out by the pool talking about the weather back home vs the weather here in Central America.
Then my husband said "do you know what South American country gets pretty cold?"
Mother-In-law: "Argentina?"
Me: "I believe Brazil gets kind of cold in some parts"
Husband: "No, Chilè!!"
Me: "oh goodness"
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