Kissinger Puns

A list of puns related to "Kissinger"

I would kill...

...for a Nobel peace prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbo-R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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Today (9/29) is National Coffee Day in the US. Give me your best coffee dad joke! (Thanks a latte)

I know you can brew up something funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelatdisney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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Well...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapQuarter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Mike Tyson went to visit his backwoods Alabama family.

He saw all of his kith’n kin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERMAHDERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I swear she's attracted to arachnids

I spider kissing one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffreyed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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