Kissinger Puns

I would kill...

...for a Nobel peace prize.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Turbo-R

📅︎ Oct 26 2022

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Today (9/29) is National Coffee Day in the US. Give me your best coffee dad joke! (Thanks a latte)

I know you can brew up something funny!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/michaelatdisney

📅︎ Sep 29 2021

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Well...

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/CapQuarter

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Mike Tyson went to visit his backwoods Alabama family.

He saw all of his kith’n kin!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/ERMAHDERD

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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I swear she's attracted to arachnids

I spider kissing one

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/FaTb0i8u

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Jeffreyed

📅︎ Aug 07 2017

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