A doughnut baron decided he wanted to expand his business accumen

So he bought a national chain of funeral homes and changed the name to Krispy Kremations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileyMacabre
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts?

Because of his Ali G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2martin4u
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badwolfgyt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home.

Allergies In Da House

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Dadjoked my gf about her nipples

After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calicagoan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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I really like Medical Physics

Ultrasonography is off the rayls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondMinah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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OK here goes: who is the Voodoo god of delivery drivers?

Baron Sameday

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