12 Hilarious Epstein Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Epstein once paid a man to hang a shelf full of hymnals.

I guess he really didn’t hang hymn shelf.

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👤︎ u/MoodyToaster

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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New Epstein theory

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👤︎ u/braaplife33

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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Someone needs to put an end to these Epstein memes...

They don't seem to be dying on their own.

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👤︎ u/yodascoolson

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

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👤︎ u/Blizzrobe777

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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Did you hear the one about Epstein’s Prison Guard who died in a car crash?

It’s all over next weeks papers

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Aug 16 2019

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If you're surprised that Jeff Epstein committed suicide

Just imagine how surprised he was.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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The grimswimmer

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👤︎ u/LogangYeddu

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?

They hang themselves.

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👤︎ u/Pete_da_yete

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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You know why Santa is a jolly old man?

Cause he has the list of where all the naughty girls live...

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👤︎ u/tr8orst8x3

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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What's God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus7

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👤︎ u/IrishWake

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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Want to hear a joke about living indoors?

Nevermind, it's an inside joke.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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👤︎ u/SarcasticVoyage

📅︎ Oct 27 2013

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