I feel bad for Sacha Baron Cohen. People rave about his performances in Borat and Da Ali G Show…
… but We Don't Talk About Bruno.
Why did the dictator shift the subject of the conversation?
He was STALIN
A doughnut baron decided he wanted to expand his business accumen
So he bought a national chain of funeral homes and changed the name to Krispy Kremations
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
I went to the nobility shop and asked the clerk what's the cheapest title I could buy.
He pointed towards one that's on sale and said "this count"
Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home.
Allergies In Da House
I really like Medical Physics
Ultrasonography is off the rayls
Dadjoked my gf about her nipples
After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.
OK here goes: who is the Voodoo god of delivery drivers?
Baron Sameday
Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts?
Because of his Ali G
