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πŸ‘€︎ u/msshroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Bow before the all mighty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_y0uR_m0M
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...

my comedic tie, Ming."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?

The beginning of a beautiful French ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Bow down to your master, peasants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edmund22lee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.

It was an air row

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runeald_Waslib
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class

The instructor's way too stern!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friste
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stvreps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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That's not the bow of the boat

He said sternly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What does water worship?

A Goddamn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?

Because he wanted to look sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turronno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Takes aggressively violent bow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

  • What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

  • What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjjmills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking

I had trouble coping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?

Death from a bow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonskuz15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What is a rain's favorite weapon?

Rain-bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakasuoHD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark

I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightHausJon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.

It was a bolt decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...

Down for the count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayAspen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Bow Hunting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFCBlink
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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See what they did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicholasP993
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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In arrow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/versifier03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Where does a boat go when it’s sick?

The dock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fonz136
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiTro_Erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a bow in Spanish?...

... El-Bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogachoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodboyBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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What if someone made a bow that shot water?

I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yabhay-Cake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico

But I didn't Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.

I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"

To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsofjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Cello there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why did the chicken say, β€œMeow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?

He was studying foreign languages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilmonkey6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...

I tell you, it was a narrow escape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?

It turns out he was de-ranged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurd269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...

I was stoked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.

He was hunting star bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I brought a pair of "bows" headphones to a dirty Santa exchange imgur.com/5hzyhBA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musichatesyouall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiringBiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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