Bow before the all mighty
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
You should buy a bow and arrow.
Bow down to your master, peasants
I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.
I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class
The instructor's way too stern!
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
That's not the bow of the boat
Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?
Because he wanted to look sharp.
Takes aggressively violent bow
Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi
Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:
- What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?
Bibi ate
- What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?
Bibi gun
Thank you, thank you. bows
I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking
What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.
Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
Cupid is always seen using a bow
Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros
What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?
What do you call a bow in Spanish?...
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
What if someone made a bow that shot water?
I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.
I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"
To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."
Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?
He was studying foreign languages.
When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.
Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.
He was hunting star bucks.
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