3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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At the grocery store with my girlfriend

We were looking for some elbow pasta and I jokingly said "Huh, I didn't realize "bow" was a Spanish word" (el bow). She chuckled and said she also wanted to get some bow ties as well since the pasta was on sale. I said "Don't you mean "los bow ties?" and we started cracking up.

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