23 Hilarious Boringness Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be?

Lazy.

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👤︎ u/Ullmann-

📅︎ Mar 20 2022

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How did the meteor make so many friends?

He was so down to earth

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👤︎ u/transportguy01

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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God initially planned to use wasps to make honey.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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👤︎ u/Raydenx1

📅︎ Feb 09 2022

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I work long boring hours in a carbonated soft drinks factory.

It's Soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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I'm listening to an audio book about frogs.

It's ribbet-ing

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👤︎ u/Whacky_Wookie

📅︎ Jul 06 2021

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Really giving it my awl here in the shop

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👤︎ u/nativewoodman43

📅︎ Mar 06 2021

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If Tesla made a gun, what would it be called?

Elon Musk-et.

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👤︎ u/ZitiRotini

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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I know mushrooms might be boring

But if you get to know them you’ll realize that they are fungi’s

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👤︎ u/imkindaspiffy

📅︎ Aug 09 2021

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I got ketchup in my eye.

I learned Heinz site is not always 20/20.

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👤︎ u/earth_humanoid

📅︎ Apr 26 2021

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Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"

Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.

mum: snigger

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👤︎ u/td941

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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I saw my wife using her phone to record her getting a haircut.

I think she’s planning to watch the highlights later.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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Drilling holes is boring work.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.

I’ve taught him well.

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👤︎ u/jaggington

📅︎ Jul 22 2018

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/shortbusinc82

📅︎ Jul 16 2018

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Been looking to change careers. Maybe something in underground drilling.

Just not sure I want a boring job though.

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👤︎ u/Skarkroe

📅︎ May 01 2017

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I have never liked boring women.

Which is why I keep my mouth closed.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 27 2018

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I used to enjoy drilling

Until I found out it was boring

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👤︎ u/AveragePeckerwood

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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What do you call an undecorated aircraft?

A plain.

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👤︎ u/Spartan17492

📅︎ Jul 13 2017

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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

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👤︎ u/gmc150

📅︎ Aug 07 2018

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Last night I dreamed the ocean was orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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👤︎ u/sk1wbw

📅︎ Aug 30 2019

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Elon is one of us!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/832084402473627650

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👤︎ u/GumGum9000

📅︎ Feb 16 2017

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My dad was drilling holes in a piece of wood...

And I was watching him for a few minutes and I started to walk away And he shouted out "What am I boring?" I replied "no, not at all" He shouted out as I walked away " of course I'm boring! Boring holes that is!"

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👤︎ u/Sexydrapes

📅︎ Nov 06 2013

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My Dad dropped this on us as we were leaving Oklahoma.

In the car after a short stay in Oklahoma

Dad: So, What did you think of Oklahoma?

Me: It was fine, kind of boring.

Dad: Well i thought Oklahoma was OK.

Complete silence

Dad: You get it? OK is the abbreviation of Oklahoma

We all understood, it just wasn't that funny

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👤︎ u/jakeup12

📅︎ Jan 17 2014

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