I was practically in a coma last night after eating a boatload of doughnuts for Father’s Day.
I went out with a glaze of glory.
How many fish can you fit on a boat?
A boatload!
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
A Fishy Tale.
Salmon once told me that if you can carry a tuna you can be a star - fish aside, it's best not to have a weight and sea approach. Start to give a carp about your jib, carefullly line up your ducks in a roe and when the opportunity comes you'll be reeling! Always remember to never do anything just for the Halibut!
When we were out getting sushi...
Waitress drops this off http://i.imgur.com/Vsf60xk.jpg Dad: "Now that's a boatload of sushi!"
My dad was so proud of this one
We were driving to school and there was a trailer with a boat on it. Dad: "That car is carrying a BOATLOAD" He laughed the rest of the way to school
