I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
But there’s no point
What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?
He becomes a high priest
Someone punched the blunt I was smoking.
Call it a joint injury.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
They would just suck
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
A club sandwich.
i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear
but i don't see the point
Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
My dad is very blunt about neutered pets...
He'll always call a spayed a spayed.
Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects
I can't see the point
If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife
It was pointless
Tried to write with a blunt pencil...
Turns out it was pointless
Why shouldn't you sharpen a blunt knife?
There's just no point.
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
A friend of mine collects blunt pencils...
Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless...
My friend just bought a knife with a blunt tip
it's pretty pointless
What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?
There is no point
