I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?
Someone punched the blunt I was smoking.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear
but i don't see the point
Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
What do you call a blunt toothpick?
They might die of blunt force trauma.
What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?
Im gonna be blunt with you,
My dad is very blunt about neutered pets...
He'll always call a spayed a spayed.
If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife
Tried to write with a blunt pencil...
Turns out it was pointless
Why shouldn't you sharpen a blunt knife?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
I told my boss to pay me higher.
He gave me my payslip after smoking a blunt.
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
A friend of mine collects blunt pencils...
Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless...
My friend just bought a knife with a blunt tip
Me and my brother really tries to quit smoking weed,
but it's hard, being cojoint twins.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
To be frank.
I’d have to legally change my name.
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
My dad always said to me- Son,
There is no point being blunt
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
Dull pencils are so misunderstood...
Nobody ever gets their point.
A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar
I’m really not feeling a lot of these 4/20 jokes.
They’re rather blunt.
Edit: we can hash it out in the comments and weed out the bad ones.
Did you hear about the broken arrow?
What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?
To be Frank,
I'd have to legally change my name.
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