Light blue.
Oops, wrong sub.
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
The crews got marooned...
Wooden tit
A BIson!
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Sonic The Hitchcock
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
It really came out of the purple.
They got no soul.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)
To hold his pants up.
Light green
A Navy Seal!
Because the shore never waves back.
Red, because it is always redy
A blue berry
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
You can unscrew a light bulb
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
Red paint.
Red paint
blue paint
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
All the sailors were marooned.
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
Light blue.
Light Blue
Red paint.
Blue paint
Light Blue
Blue paint 🎨
