Did you hear about the margarine that was making everyone sick?

It's the Blue Bonnet plague

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👤︎ u/mjenness
📅︎ Mar 11 2022
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I was nervous to move from California to Texas

I didn't want to catch the blue bonnet plague

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📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Dad joked my boss last week

So I got sick from food poisoning eating at a restaurant here called "Blue Bonnet"

When I called in to tell my boss that I wouldn't be coming in, I told him "I have the Blue Bonnet plague"

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👤︎ u/wpatter6
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