Blissfully Puns

...and then we met.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

Thankfully, she was a happy medium between the two.

I'm perfectly happy not knowing.

Pairadise

Turned to the wife and said "Do you like what I'm wearing?" (Lulling her into a false sense of security)
She smiles at me, blissfully unaware of my setup and thinking I'm just being cute.
"It's a son-hat." I say with a grin.
The groan she gave me told me I had done well.

Me: Banter towards dad

Dad: "Ha! You're funny!"

Me: Inner bliss as my father rarely lets me win

Dad: "...but looks aren't everything."

Me: "..."

~100 Yards to the Outhouse, the True Story of Willy Maket by Betty Dont

~One Legged Woman by Eileen Offtin

~The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

~Stripper Bliss by Ivana Taketoff

~Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon

She didn't have very many items so I asked if she needed a bag.

She said she didn't need one, that she wanted to save a few plastic trees.

In the daddest way possible, I simply chuckled and nodded as she walked away into a misty fog of humor and bliss.

..And then we met.