I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
What's something you should never say to a blind girlfriend?
I think we should see other people.
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
3 blind men walk into a bar.
They say, "Ow," because they walked into a bar.
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
My blind friend kept lying to me...
It was hard for him to see the truth
Patient: doctor, I've gone blind
Doctor: I see
Patient: I don't
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
I saw it all said the blind man,
Hey, did you hear about the 2 blind Cyclopos?
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
My doctor says that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go.
Had to take my blind roommate to the hospital today.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
What would Hitler be called if he was Blind.
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Who doesn’t know about blind people?
I’m sure deaf people never heard of them..
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
My 2 blind friends are always bickering with each other
They just don't see eye to eye
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
A blind man walks into a bar
And a table... and a chair...
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
A blind man walked into a bar
then a table, and a chair
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
So a blind man walks into a bar.
Then a table,
Then a chair..
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that well.
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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