6 Hilarious Blasphemies Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Profanity isn't much fun for a lot of people, but it's a blasphemy.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Nov 27 2018

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Did you hear about the new injectable drug named "Blasphemy"?

It lets you take Christ's name in vein.

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👤︎ u/Unicornmarauder1776

📅︎ Jul 15 2017

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Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.

They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.

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👤︎ u/lazztronica

📅︎ Jul 22 2018

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Priest: do you enjoy being a Heretic?

Heretic: I don’t just enjoy being a heretic, it’s a blasphemy!

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👤︎ u/Emeri5

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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"It may be a blast for you..."

"...but it's not a blasphemy!"

https://imgur.com/a/Jx3pS

dad joke owning r/funny post

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👤︎ u/ZeusTroanDetected

📅︎ Oct 06 2017

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If jesus had low self-esteem....

Would it be considered blasphemy since he didn't believe in himself?

(Thanks Bloodhound Gang)

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👤︎ u/Snpn2slmjim

📅︎ Nov 09 2015

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