Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Why can't bicycles stand on its own?
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
A dumb man walked into a bicycle shop
He picked up a wheel and spoke
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it was two-tired.
Classic
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
Owner: The neighbours say you’ve been chasing people on bicycles!
Dog: They’re lying, I don’t even have a bicycle! 🐕 🚲
Did you hear about the environmentalist who went down the same bicycle route twice?
I was going to tell a joke about bicycle tires, but i couldnt handle the preasure
I think i might have put the BAR too high
When im done i will let out a PSIgh of relief
Why did the bicycle go to bed?
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
My dog has a problem with chasing people on bicycles.
It's gotten so bad that I had to take his bike away.
I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels!!
If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?
Did you hear about the guy getting hit by the same bicycle everyday, day after day..
Yeh it was a vicious cycle!
My friend just got a job at a bicycle wheel company
I made a bicycle by folding up some paper in my desk drawer. It doesn't move though - it's a stationery bike.
What is the difference between a shirtless man on a unicycle and a man thats fully-clothed on a bicycle?
I'm worried about my neighbours son. He keeps asking questions about unicycles, bicycles and trikes
I think he's bike-curious.
Did you hear about the bicycle that quit working?
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
My son’s first dad joke: my wife asked if we were going to play soccer, or if we’re too tired.
What’s the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and and man in shorts and a T-shirt on a unicycle?
A man comes up to me and says, "I met a talking bicycle wheel today.“
Surprised, I asked, "What happened?!"
"It spoke."
My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
My friend likes to refurbish old bicycles...
Then he peddles them around the neighborhood.
why can't a bicycle stay upright in its own
Did you hear about the bicycle killer?
Wife: Honey! The cops are outside!
Cop: Hey uh sir, did you know your dog is chasing kids on bicycles outside?
Dad: Im sorry, well actually I've never trained my dog to ride a bicycle my son probably trained him. Well done kid!
Why can’t we keep information on bicycle pedals?
Because we don’t wants to preserve pedal files.
Bicycle jokes won't impress you
But a unicycle one wheel.
My mom got in a bicycle wreck today after a wasp flew into her shirt. This is what my dad said:
"When people ask, mom can just say "you should see the other guy. He reached down my shirt, we got in a fight, and I killed him!""
I used to bicycle to work and was never once late.
Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon
My buddy rode up to me on his new bicycle. He says "look what I got for my wife".....
Why can't elephants ride bicycle?
Because they don't have thumbs to operate the bell.
Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?
Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?
He picked up a wheel and spoke 😂
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Edit: Thanks for the silver (my first metal)!!
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I’ve just got a job with a company what makes bicycle wheels
I’m their new spokesperson
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