Bi 2 Puns

I said okay... Bi den.

He had a bi son.

It's not much but it's getting me bi

I'm bi-pet-al.

"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".

Absolute silence.

I guess I’m Bi Den

Ok. Bi-den.

I asked her if she doesn't find a partner would she be on stand-bi.

Bi den

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

Bi den.

Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?

Bi son!

Well Bi-den

I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.

I told them “Bi-den”.

Bi den

He said he prefers bi-planes

Just a single bis is fine. Don’t need a whole kit.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

My bi-polar bear.

A bi-polar bear

Bi-son.

That’s why we ‘watch the hours go bi’

But then he got bi with a little help from his friends.

They're both bi-pedal

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

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If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

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If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

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Pro-bi-bly

:) thank you, thank you,

It should be called The Bi-ble

A bi sickle.

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

Bye bi.

Now I tell everyone I have a bi son.

“Good bi-son”

They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.

Bi son

Bi-son

A bi-polar bear.

Bi-son!