My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

I said okay... Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhillala7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Which animal has mental health issues?

A Bi-Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c088l3rs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Cymbals should be allowed to have sex with whomever they want

Let bi-gongs be bi-gongs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I'm not a dog person or a cat person. I'm both.

I'm bi-pet-al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I’ve got a friend that fell in love with two school bags

He’s bi satchel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reallewbag92ttv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My wife asked if I wanted wine with dinner. I said sure. She said, do you want a stem or stemless glass?

"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".

Absolute silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTP07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?

Ok. Bi-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfyDaWuf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My daughter came out as bi.

I asked her if she doesn't find a partner would she be on stand-bi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sync_shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My friend: I like both men and women.

Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godoftheneworld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his dying son?

Bi son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishan11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?

Bi son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samfeegan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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So you stopped being friends with me as I am a Trump supporter

Well Bi-den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monty0613
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.

I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillbecomehokage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friends said they’d un-friend if I wasn’t a Trump supporter

I told them β€œBi-den”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What will Trump say if Biden wins?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?

He said he prefers bi-planes

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I don’t need an entire biscuit.

Just a single bis is fine. Don’t need a whole kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What’s angry, calm and white?

My bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What did the momma buffalo say to her baby buffalo on his way to school.

Bi-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MooMoooCows
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A grandfather clock swings both ways

That’s why we β€˜watch the hours go bi’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NLLumi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I thought my son was straight.

But then he got bi with a little help from his friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do bikes and humans have in common?

They're both bi-pedal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Mental health hotline.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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If there were a β€žgay agendaβ€œ

It should be called The Bi-ble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free-bi-fi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What’s the opposite of a hetero scythe?

A bi sickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErinMcCloud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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How do you bid farewell to a bisexual person?

Bye bi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_psyduck_x
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My son came out as bisexual

Now I tell everyone I have a bi son.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a bear with a mental disorder?

A bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halloom1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his child?

Bi-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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