What kind of muffins do ghosts like?
Boo-berry!!!
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
What do fruit robbers say when they get into the store/warehouse ?
This is a raw berry !
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?
Yog-urt and elder berries.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
It was a currant affairs program.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to fuck off
That was berry rude of him
What would a dissapointed berry say?
Im berry dissapointed
Which fruit has the hardest time saying anything?
Rasp-berries!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Where did my berries go?
The strobbery took them.
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...should’ve put it on aloha setting!
This could be berry shocking imgur.com/gallery/3cU1Fxw
If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
What's the most exciting news for berries?
Currant events.
If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...
You need to let that mango...
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